I daresay I was a polite child growing up. I had manners, and would (mostly) implement them at the correct times when dealing with elders.
It has occurred to me recently that I may now be an elder.
At stores/movie theaters/restaurants...all I'm hearing lately from these...younger clerks/ticket takers/servers, etc. is "Yes, Ma'am, it was on sale" or "No Ma'am, we don't do a military discount on matinees" or "Thank you for dining with us, Ma'am", etc.
And each time I hear it, I do a double take...who am I with that could possibly be referred to as Ma'am??
And the realization that it's ME they're referring to prompts an onslaught of internal thoughts that go something like this:

Dear God, I need to wear more make-up.
Man, I thought I was having a "young" hair day today!
Okay, JUST BECAUSE I asked for the discount to save money doesn't mean I'm OLD!
Okay then...thanks...DEAR (along with an internal mime of me patting youngster on head.)
Hmmm....I should probably not wear my I-Don't-Care-Today-Clothes out in public.
Maybe I am Ma'am worthy now, as much as I hate to admit it. I am, after all, almost 32! And yet, that's not old! In fact, 40, 50, 60...none of those seem 'old' to me! But to a 17 year-old, 32 is unfathomable light years away. It's high school graduation, college, marriage light years away. It's moving halfway across the country, husband always gone light years away. It's children-wanting, having, and losing- light years away. And I'm there. In the middle of, on my way to the other side of, those light years.
So yes, I guess I am Ma'am worthy. And I'm going to be okay with it. This Ma'am cut out coupons today, washed her Ma'am floor in her very own Ma'am house, and can't wait to catch the next matinee with her Ma'am husband, to save them both some money.
Thank you for your help, Dear. (pat pat) And you have a good day in school tomorrow!



